Of Wind and Water ...
I don't know if other people will find it funny, but my friend and I were laughing pretty hard. It's one of those vicious cycles...you and they laugh at the incident, you laugh at them, they laugh at you laughing at them, you laugh at them laughing at you laughing at them...and so on and so forth for a good 15 minutes. That doesn't beat my personal record. Once I laughed for 45 minutes and fell under the table at Band Camp. Yes, I was a bonafide band geek in High School.
(setting the scene. Enter 5 friends, three male, two female, drinking their respective Jamba Juices. They are hot from walking from Bravos to Pearlridge Downtown to go to Fun Factory. One of the aforementioned males and females are walking together)
Darrett: (sucking on Jamba Juice)
Jennifer: (looks at Valerie walking very quickly in front of them) Where is she going?
Darrett: (still sucking on his Jamba Juice)
Jennifer: Well?
Darrett: (still sucking on Jamba Juice. Not wanting to stop the delicious juice he sort of crouches in mid air, in what to him appears to be a sitting posture).
Jennifer: (looks at Darrett strangely) What would you have done if she were a man? Use hand gestures?
Darrett: (pause)
Jennifer: (pause)
Darrett: (Fits of laughter). She's ... looking ... for ... a place ... to sit...
Jennifer: (giggles, laughs)
Valerie, Edwin, Chad: (puzzled looks on faces)
Darrett and Jennifer: (explains to above group)
Edwin: Oh, I thought you were saying that she was short.
Darrett and Jennifer: (more gales of laughter)
(enter Fun Factory, Darrett heads to Virtua Tennis2, everyone else gathers around Dance Dance Revolution. Pan out. Fade to black)
(setting the scene. Enter 5 friends, three male, two female, drinking their respective Jamba Juices. They are hot from walking from Bravos to Pearlridge Downtown to go to Fun Factory. One of the aforementioned males and females are walking together)
Darrett: (sucking on Jamba Juice)
Jennifer: (looks at Valerie walking very quickly in front of them) Where is she going?
Darrett: (still sucking on his Jamba Juice)
Jennifer: Well?
Darrett: (still sucking on Jamba Juice. Not wanting to stop the delicious juice he sort of crouches in mid air, in what to him appears to be a sitting posture).
Jennifer: (looks at Darrett strangely) What would you have done if she were a man? Use hand gestures?
Darrett: (pause)
Jennifer: (pause)
Darrett: (Fits of laughter). She's ... looking ... for ... a place ... to sit...
Jennifer: (giggles, laughs)
Valerie, Edwin, Chad: (puzzled looks on faces)
Darrett and Jennifer: (explains to above group)
Edwin: Oh, I thought you were saying that she was short.
Darrett and Jennifer: (more gales of laughter)
(enter Fun Factory, Darrett heads to Virtua Tennis2, everyone else gathers around Dance Dance Revolution. Pan out. Fade to black)
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