Lateral Thigh Trainer
Admittedly, I shouldn't be up at 5:00 am watching TV. But I was. So sue me.
I saw this Infomercial for the Lateral Thigh Trainer. I am an infomercial junkie so I decided to watch for a bit. They were doing the usual routine of showing how many inches you could lose with those before and after pictures, the ones that don't show faces but only similar body parts in the same swimsuit thing. Then I thought, there must be a legion of people out there who purposely don't exercise to maintain their living. "Yes I was the butt picture in the Lateral Thigh Trainer infomercial and the protruding belly in the Atkin's Diet Commercial". Almost as bad as the karaoke actors resume..."I was the man portraying his wife leaving him in Karaoke Video's #83 The Best of Lonesome Country."
Strange little thoughts that pop up in the morning hours.
I saw this Infomercial for the Lateral Thigh Trainer. I am an infomercial junkie so I decided to watch for a bit. They were doing the usual routine of showing how many inches you could lose with those before and after pictures, the ones that don't show faces but only similar body parts in the same swimsuit thing. Then I thought, there must be a legion of people out there who purposely don't exercise to maintain their living. "Yes I was the butt picture in the Lateral Thigh Trainer infomercial and the protruding belly in the Atkin's Diet Commercial". Almost as bad as the karaoke actors resume..."I was the man portraying his wife leaving him in Karaoke Video's #83 The Best of Lonesome Country."
Strange little thoughts that pop up in the morning hours.
posted by Darrett @ 5:45 AM
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