Things I've Learned

1 week has passed and this is what I've learned:

1. My first name is now doctor, not Darrett, not mister, doctor. That was the most absurd thing I've heard...Dr. Choy can you please do....
   
2. White coats don't stay white no matter how hard you try. You need Oxiclean to keep them that pure color.
   
3. In a pinch, cereal does well for dinner.
   
4. You can get by on naps.
   
5. You have to answer pages back fast or people think you're shirking.
   
6. You can survive on naps.
   
7. Naps are good things.
   
8. Your life consists of going to work, coming home, eating, relaxing for a bit, reading for a bit, then falling asleep to do things all over again.
   
9. Did I mention, naps?
   
10. Free cafeteria food is nice, free food from the outside is even better...*hint**wink*