Stinging Nostrils

I was talking to my friend Jennifer on the phone when I recounted the day's highlights. I was contentedly eating Bi Bim Bap (from Gina's BBQ) with medium hot sauce whilst watching Will and Grace Season 1 DVD collection. There was one part in an episode where Grace was talking to Will using the restraunts phone when she had another call. I knew it had to be something like a reservation call or something...but the way she answered it and what she said was so hilarious that I burst out laughing. Stupid me forgot about the Bi Bim Bap I was eating. So In the midst of my laughter I basically snorted rice and medium hot sauce up my nose. IT BURNED. IT BURNED. IT BURNED!!!! My eyes started tearing. I tried to blow it out; needless to say it burned even more coming out...these orange/red rice particles. It was kind of disgusting, and IT HURT! My friend Jennifer burst into gales of laughter when I told her over the phone. Yes it was amusing wasn't it?

Chalk it up to another one of Darrett's antics. That's all folks. Oh, by the way, the nostrils are fine now, and my sinus tract is clear.