Banned from Cyberspace

I haven't updated in a long while because ... of a broken computer... Actually, it's pretty funny. I swear that I checked that my computer was plugged in well, but for some reason it refused to turn on. So then I tried to take it to CompUSA after being without my computer for like 2.5 weeks. They couldn't find my warranty so I just whisked the computer away. Then I went home and on a whim tried to plug it in again...and Lo and Behold...the Sunshine shined and the computer worked! And I felt so bad because I had Kent drag his computer over to my house so I could get my daily Cyberspace fix.

And remember kiddies, "Why you think the net was born, Porn, Porn Porn!" -- quote from Trekkie Monster from Avenue Q.