Root Beer and Sticky Nether Parts
Ok, it's been a while since I've last written as Jennifer has reminded me. Let's see, in the past three months I've circumcised babies, attended births, counseled parents about bad behaviors and went on the Las Vegas Trip to Hell. My road runner account was "killed" for 2 weeks as they said I have a virus on my computer. I bought Norton, restored my C:\ drive back to it's original status using my recovery disk, and spent an hour on the line begging them to restore my connection. So I am now connected to the online word community again. And to my one reader, go Jennifer!
Let's recap with the Las Vegas trip. I went with Kent to Las Vegas. It was his first time, so it was pretty fun. I did get to see Tournament of Kings (bashing, blood, gore, sorcery) and Mama Mia! the musical based on ABBA songs. Jennifer is flabberghasted now when she hears me blaring and singing along with ABBA in my car. Kent won the big and medium prize in the waffle ball game, much to my chagrin. I must have spent over $20 trying to win a prize. Got to play some cool video games. But the return trip was hell. We were delayed over 16 hours for our return flight home. And I got nasty attitude from some Starbuck's people at the Golden Nugget.
Anyways, I was on a mission to clean my living room, kitchen, and bathroom. To this effect I went on a trip to CompUSA and K Mart in Waikele. I was sipping on my favorite soda, Root beer, from a Wendy's lunch, when out of the blue (and I honsetly have no clue how it happened) my drink flew out of my hands and placed itself squarely in my lap. It soaked though the inside of my pants legs. And all I could think of was *squish squish*, ewwww ... I have sticky b****... errr ... that I guess is not fit to type here. Infer on your own. Needless to say Kent was laughing his ass off.
So here's to you Jennifer, and the story of the sticky b****.
Let's recap with the Las Vegas trip. I went with Kent to Las Vegas. It was his first time, so it was pretty fun. I did get to see Tournament of Kings (bashing, blood, gore, sorcery) and Mama Mia! the musical based on ABBA songs. Jennifer is flabberghasted now when she hears me blaring and singing along with ABBA in my car. Kent won the big and medium prize in the waffle ball game, much to my chagrin. I must have spent over $20 trying to win a prize. Got to play some cool video games. But the return trip was hell. We were delayed over 16 hours for our return flight home. And I got nasty attitude from some Starbuck's people at the Golden Nugget.
Anyways, I was on a mission to clean my living room, kitchen, and bathroom. To this effect I went on a trip to CompUSA and K Mart in Waikele. I was sipping on my favorite soda, Root beer, from a Wendy's lunch, when out of the blue (and I honsetly have no clue how it happened) my drink flew out of my hands and placed itself squarely in my lap. It soaked though the inside of my pants legs. And all I could think of was *squish squish*, ewwww ... I have sticky b****... errr ... that I guess is not fit to type here. Infer on your own. Needless to say Kent was laughing his ass off.
So here's to you Jennifer, and the story of the sticky b****.
posted by Darrett @ 2:12 PM
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